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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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