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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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