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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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