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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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