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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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