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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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