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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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