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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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