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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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