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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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