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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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