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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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