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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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