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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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