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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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