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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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