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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Toby
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a venomous snake 🐍
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a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
a bear 🐻
a turkey 🦃
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