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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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