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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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