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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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