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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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