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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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