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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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