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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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