Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.