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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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