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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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