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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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