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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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