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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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