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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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