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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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