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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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