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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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