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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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