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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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