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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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