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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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