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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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