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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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