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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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