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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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