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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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