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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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