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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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