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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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