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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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