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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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