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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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