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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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