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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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