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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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