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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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