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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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