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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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