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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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