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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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