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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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