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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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