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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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