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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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