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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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