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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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