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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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