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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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