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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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