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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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