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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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