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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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