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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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