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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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