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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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