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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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