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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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